Ever since the Chicken Jockey hype, I’ve been thinking how events like this can save cinema, and society as a whole. Also bring back porn theatres.

My evenings usually start with me lounging on the couch, going through various YouTube channels about Cooking. Meat-based, vegan, junk food, fast food, exotic food, hot food - you name it. I figured I could do a big roundup of every content creator currently on my playlist.

Anime Spring Season is upon us, and I’m taking the opportunity to review some of the shows I’ve watched this past winter. Not necessarily ones that got released, but in general. Sit back and Solo Level.

I finished Disco Elysium. The Estonian-made adventure game consumed my entire weekend, and then it was done. But can it ever be done? There are so many character traits you can choose, skills you can level up, that you barely get a glimpse of all the possible narrative strands.

I woke up at 8 o’clock on Monday, and honestly I felt it was too early, considering I spent most of the weekend behind the screen. So I went back to sleep and had a cool dream involving Robert Downey Jr. in an A24-inspired remake of Less Than Zero.

What a funny week it has been. On Monday, Trump announced that Liberation Day was imminent. April 2nd would mark a new era for the American economy. Turns out he was right. It’s the end of the week and everything is still in the red.

Someone asked for recommendations regarding evening-long video game documentaries, and people were happy to oblige: EVE Online (6 hours), Alan Wake 2 (5.5 hours), Pokemon Brilliant Diamond (11 hours), Fallout (9.25 hours), and Robin Hood: Conquest of the Longbow (2 hours).

Apologies for not writing a newsletter last week, but I came down with a severe case of food poisoning. I was eating a donut which I presumed had a tart apple filling, but afterwards I was told it was actually peach. Peach?